Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Congress to Attack Poverty

In a rare move, Congress is giving children, teachers, and public schools across the nation a break rather than a black eye by passing a mandate to end poverty. Children will be required to do a much better job of selecting their parents and the circumstances into which they are born. Public school teachers will be held strictly accountable for seeing to it that every child has developed the critical thinking skills necessary for making sound birth decisions. A failing teacher will face salary and benefit reductions and be the subject of a scathing editorial by a wealthy, outraged pundit.

1 comment:

tauna said...

I hope this spoof is not viewed as an attack on poor parents. That was not my intention. Rather it is intended to point out the hypocrisy of the elite ed reformers and their parrots in the media.