Reversible Necklines and Educational Research On The Go....
Welcome to my blog! I'm starting my own made-to-order educational research business. Have an ideology? Tell me your agenda and I'll craft a study to advance it. I'm hoping this will eventually evolve into my own Think Tank. Please send $10.00 before you continue reading (just kidding....keep reading free of charge).
Actually, I've already completed my first study in record time. My Growth Model analysis uses rigorous, scientifically-based dieting principles and expertly extrapolates the findings to education.
Not only that, as you will see, my study is reversible, much like a sporty tank top with a V-neck front and a flattering boatneck back for a different look. To keep reading, send another $10.00.
Put simply, the most consistent finding in diet research can be summarized with the following equation:
Excess Calories In + Lack of Physical Exercise = Weight Gain
Overdose of Drill and Skill Test Prepping + Lack of Active, Authentic Learning = Brain Drain
Weight Gain and Brain Drain...note the rhyme, which obviously lends even more credibility to my study. And, as I noted earlier, my study is reversible:
Fewer Calories + Physical Exercise = Weight Loss
Reduced Test Prepping + Active Learning and Projects = Engaged Students/Real Learning
There. I saved our taxpayers millions in needless research. You didn't forget the $20.00 did you?